Mumslop

A term used to describe some films and series that seem to exist for mums to drink wine to.

Notable films which could be classed as Mumslop are; The Notebook, Love Actually, Mama Mia, La La Land etc.

(Originally termed by Memeulous when refering to Love Actually"

"Do you like Love Actually?"
"No it's absolute Mumslop."

by Kushroom September 8, 2025

Mussy

A mouth pussy.

Damn that girl has a nice mussy on her

by anonymous September 23, 2025

Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025

Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.

Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.

by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025

rock mummy

rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).

"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."

by Pastymage January 30, 2009

the mummy

When you poop is someones bathtub during a party. You wrap the feces in toilet paper and have to dispose of it in their garbage disposal during the party and get rid of it with out anyone noticing.

I was pooping in the bath tub. I then wrapped the mummy up and tried to sneak it past everyone at a party. They kept complaining of the smell and I blamed it on I stepped in crap. I then had to sprint to the garbage disposal and shoved my shame into the disposal unit only to find it inoperative. Most awkward party ever.

by Mummyline January 16, 2011

The Mummy

When you wrap a girl in bed sheets and fuck her mouth while she makes mummy sounds.

Hey man, my girlfriend and I tried the mummy and afterwards she threw up for almost 3 hours!

by ShinSplinter December 11, 2012