[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007

bad ass motherfucker

a person, male, who with out comprmise will tear you a new asshole, drink all your liquor, bone your betty, and do so with a smile on his face.
A hard as stone killer, O.G., king of the klan, kitten eating, shark biting, individual, who will not be fucked with.
some one you both fear and respect, as the reaper.
The last man you ever want to piss off, and the last thing you see when you do.

"I don't want to go tell the bad ass motherfucker, that I don't have the money"
"He was last seen kissing the boot's of that Bad ass motherfucker"
"He was digging a hole with that bad ass motherfucker,in the back 40, and we havn't seen him since"

by Touque December 9, 2008

mother wit

Innate intelligence, common sense

If you had any mother wit, you would not look for a gas leak with a match.
You don't have the sense you were born with.

by Earl F. Parrish August 20, 2006

Queen Mother

A bossy woman who is dominant, confident, headstrong and independent. She can be a feminist. She’s bossy esp to men.

My gf is a queen mother

by Genpum January 25, 2018

knees up mother brown

national anthem of cockneyland

aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc

by mike read August 7, 2003

Ur brother ur mother

Ultimate insult of all insults about sum nibbas family

Geoff: ur mum gai
Ryan: No u, ur dad lesbian
Geoff: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: no u
Geoff: Ur sisters a mister:
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
Geoff: is sent to thot hell to burn and never return

by Mysistersnotamister27 March 15, 2018