Moisteners

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.

Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

land monster

someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.

are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so

by hammer September 17, 2002

Monster

Nuclear horse piss that is sold as a disgusting energy drink.

Describing anything that is large.

The creature that lives in your closet and under your bed.

A sadistic pedophile who molests and rapes children he abducts.

I tried a monster energy drink the other day, it was the grossest shit i have ever tasted. I poured the rest of it into my neighbor's dogs water dish, the dog caught fire.

Whoa, that fish is a monster.

"Mommy, I need you to look in my closet and check under my bed for monsters."
"For fuck sake Tommy, you're 35 years old. why do you still believe in monsters?"
"Remember when I was kidnapped and raped by that monster in his van. And I still didn't get any free candy."

by A WHITE GUY August 28, 2014

tentacle monster

A many-tentacled monster appearing in hentai (japanese porn cartoons) that often rapes women and young girls.

how the fuck could you be turned on by this shit?

See Urotsukidoji

by lah~ April 19, 2003

crundle monster

The frightening creature that dwells within a women's crundle. Usually, this monster creaps out whenever the women bends over and it makes this sound- rraaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. This monster is among the worst smelling things found on earth and resembles some kind of mix between a hermit crab, a hobbit, and Hank Aaron. Warning signs for a women with a crundle: a gunt, a muffin top, a Fupa, a Vagamuch, or with feke.

Look out! The crundle monster is gonna get you.

by A.J.-Eggy February 8, 2007

pipi monster

a pipi monster is a genetically engineered monster that is white and is shaped somewhat like an onion. a pipi monster is born with hepatitis C. through out its life it is only 1 foot tall when its in normal stage, but it can learn to shrink to about an inch or grow to about 200 feet, pipi monsters are feisty but love their owners if raised right. the are nocturnal creatures and can be thought to fly, burn down house, turn its arms into devices and spread havoc. i am one of the few to own a pipi monster. :) i hope now u know about the pipi monsters.

i love my pipi monster named pipi'rzz

by laz159343 May 26, 2008

Chinese Monster

A sexual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably Asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. This symbolizes fending off the mythic Chinese dragon.

Guy 1 - "Dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend"

(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"

by asianmonserman6969 April 20, 2009