Deja Moo

Part 1: Waking up hungover, rolling over and locking eyes with a fatty, and realizing that you got too drunk and had sex with a cow.
Part 2: Upon further speculation, you realize that this fatty is no ordinary fatty.
Realization: You have had drunk sex with this particular fat chick before.
Deja Moo.

Rich: Dude, I still can't believe you banged that fat chick Carla last week.
John: Yea, well I had a Deja Moo with her last night.

by Bozo105721 March 10, 2009

missy moo moo

A cow thats a girl that says moo

The cow is a missy moo moo

by Hamster definisions February 27, 2017

manda moo

The hottest and buffest and sexiest and most arousing rower on the planet. If anyone were gonna turn you on, this is the girl who would do it. All those bus trips sitting next to her has taught me one thing... her boobs are REALLY comfortable! She is the old and faithful stroke of our crew, she didn't remain in that seat only because of her fantastic rowing ability. no, that was only a minor part. The prime contributor, was her arousingly sexy ass. We become mesmorized during our rowing trainings, and yes, even our races.

This could actually be the reason why we keep losing to bloody Walford, Wildie, Scotch and Pembroke... NONE of them have a stroke that even comes close to being as sexy as manda moo, so what have they got to distract themselves in the races? nothing! Us on the otherhand, are constantly in the prescence of a voluptuous beauty, one who's sex appeal is magnified a thousand times by the skin tight zootie! Now, who could be expected to focus after seeing that?!

by With love from all the rowers..... but mainly Speck!! October 23, 2004

Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

deja moo

The feeling you've banged that fat chick before.

He shuddered as she walked by, remembering her sister. It was definitely a case of deja moo.

by Faolan Conall February 25, 2009

J-Moo

1. A term used to grab peoples atention.
2. A term used when bored.
3. A term used to grab atention when bored.
4. An adjective that can be used for anything.

1. "J-Moo!!!" "Dude, whats up with you?"
2. "J-Moo."
3. "J-Moo!!!" "Dude, were you bored or somthing?"
4. "Hey, your lookin prety J-Moo today." "Thanks" or "Dude, your cellphone is J-Moo!"

by Travis Jokel December 9, 2007

Sexy Moo Cow

Far chick you wanna fuck and don't mind being seen in public with.

Sean fucked that fat girl.

Yeah, but that's his sexy moo cow.

by latmfrh June 15, 2016