Mall drink

The typical drink you would purchase at the mall to compliment your shopping trip

i.e. specialty coffee, smoothies, iced tea, bubble tea.

Let's get a mall drink, that bubble tea was awesome last time we were shopping

by citydolls June 14, 2011

Markville mall

Markville mall used to be the shut when U were in grade 7 but now it’s home to old Asians and mss students w fake yeezys. If u are over the age of 15 and are bored and decide to go there I suggest getting ur head examined bc the only thing u can do there is play with the phones at the apple store or try to find a seat at the food court.

Ling ling: hey, wanna go to markville mall?

Chang: no thanks, I have functioning brain cells

by Bignutsmcgee69 April 29, 2019

Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for "captured by fast zombies." In the role-playing game "HERO Madison," a person captured by the fast zombies is taken to the Johnson Creek Outlet mall for some nefarious purpose.

I'm very sorry, sir. It seems your son has been taken to the outlet mall.

by Mateo Incognito December 15, 2008

put tank in a mall

Put tank in a mall is a word play. It is originally a Filipino foul word (phrase) "putang ina mo" which literally means "your mom's a whore". Put tank in a mall is often used in DOTA2 when Filipinos are asked to speak in English.

Player1: Hey, I need support over here!!
Player2: Tang ina mo!
Player1: What? Speak in English!
Player2: Put tank in a mall!

by sin-gaf May 13, 2015

Desoto Mall

A mall infested with black people and mexicans.

I got molested the other day by a mexican at Desoto Mall.

by Liz December 26, 2004

mallard

n. măl'ərd
1. (Anas platyrhynchos) A type of duck

2. (Anus playdohriptass) a term used in fisting. Positioning one's hand to the shape of a duck bill to wedge open an asshole. The catalyst to an ass blossom

Wow...I got attacked by a mallard. wierd

Pshh...what a little pussy. Slutpig can take the mallard like a pro but cries like a bitch when I try to punchfist him!

by Douchie McDoucherson March 10, 2010

mall ass

also known as monkey butt
when all the sweat congregates to the ass.

ive been walkin around all day and i have serious mall ass right now.

by Richard and Amanda November 12, 2007