gay muck

The crap left on a gay persons penis after bum sex.

Alfie said to Josh hey man you left gay muck all over me. You gonna clean that up?

by Liam Maher May 11, 2008

Muckbang

The act of eating copious amounts of food with a group of friends while violently masturbating or having intercourse with said food and/or friends.

A) "Man, that muckbang last week was the best thing ever!"
B) "Yeah, my asshole will still never be the same. Plus I think there's still pudding in my urethra."

A) "Hehe. Sorry about your ass. Next time I'll use whipped cream."
C) "Yup, I'll bring the lemon marang next time, too!"

by jayrodmurderface February 6, 2022

mutt the muck

1) See mutt da muck.
2) That same muppet friend speaking a little more clearly.

"I have recorded Nick saying 'Mutt da Muck' via an AIM conversation."
"Mutt the Muck?!"

by B.Money May 15, 2005

Hop on muck

When you drink Milk with the boys and call everything T H I C C

"Want to hop on muck?"

by Legocraft June 7, 2021

muder mucker

funny word 4 mother fucker

o muder mucker u killed my mum u must die bitch

by alistair06 August 8, 2006

Barn Mucker

A male who enjoys's licking other male's anus'.

Dude, are you a barn mucker? I would so lick your anus

by 696969blonde March 17, 2016

muck

when you have two guys in a graveyard; they dig up a dead woman. one of the guys puts their head between the womans legs and the other guy jumps on her stomach. What ever comes out of her pussy the guys have to eat and that is Muck.

The muck resembled rotten pasta

by Eli Talbert May 13, 2005