friend 1 " I'm so happy that you married the love of your life!"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"
husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"
husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"
by FernandoA4 December 6, 2013
Get the LOSER mug.A person or persons who are content with using other people to support them financially because they are too lazy to get off their ass and get a job.
"Isaac Guest is a loser. He'd rather use his followers to support him, his two-dollar whore and their pack of sperm blossoms."
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to be considerd worthless and pitiful even under the poorest conditions you are considerd at the bottom
by slade croy January 22, 2008
Get the loser bitch mug.The discharge that exist the penis right before the actual sperm. Also known as pre-nut. Loser sperm can actually cause conception resulting in a very stupid child that will grow into a stupid adult. Also known as Emo kids.
Sure you pulled out in time, but your son listens to emo music and crys...often. Your mistake of a son is the result of loser sperm.
by Rooster von dtuch November 1, 2006
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Get the Loser mug.A loser lunge is an action associated with 'hacky sack' or 'footbag'. This action is expressed when the hacky sack is in an inconvenient place, usually unreachable by the original kicker.
Therefore, someone else, or the original kicker will try to extend his or her leg as far as possible, trying to "lunge" for the hacky sack to keep the play alive.
The saying is derived from how the person who lunged for the hacky sack is usually determined as the loser. It is customary, and acceptable that the other players insult the loser lunger.
Therefore, someone else, or the original kicker will try to extend his or her leg as far as possible, trying to "lunge" for the hacky sack to keep the play alive.
The saying is derived from how the person who lunged for the hacky sack is usually determined as the loser. It is customary, and acceptable that the other players insult the loser lunger.
"Learn to play, Willis, stop loser lunging!"
"I quit sports because I missed a loser lunge back when I was young".
"I quit sports because I missed a loser lunge back when I was young".
by Matthew Ting July 25, 2006
Get the loser lunge mug.1. People who have LOST in LIFE! Someone with no prospects who is clearly going to amount to nothing in this world. Immature, cocky, superficial, dickhead, horny, pathetic, self-centered DUMBASS smoker guys with NO personality who have no interest in anything that's going on in the world and waste everybody's time, space and air. Expect to be respected because they're supposedly 'hot' or have a 'hot' car, or screwed some 'hot' girl. People who need to learn how to control their libido. They think its 'cool' to use and abuse females. Usually spend all their time making crude physical assessments on women and in many ways further objectifying them. (usually butt ugly, but THINK they're good-looking)
2. Anyone who has ever raped a girl, and who probably smokes and does other DUMBASS things.
2. Anyone who has ever raped a girl, and who probably smokes and does other DUMBASS things.
loser: "Hey, maybe if I tell her she has nice tits, she might be impressed by my feeble attempt at masculinity and forget that i have no brain and no life and smell like cigarettes."
by chuckybubbles November 16, 2011
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