Logical Douche

A person that has to have everything logical

Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights

by o T-Rev o October 22, 2011

logical explanation

ideally seeking to find the simplest and most likely explanation. In a logical reasoning.

their is no logical explanation to what you said

by nelsha moha March 9, 2016

Side Chick Logic

When a mistress has launched herself so far into a slutty abyss that she begins to think her foolish ways are that of a self respecting woman.

Hoe 1:
If you think about it, I actually helped. Whatever he wasn't getting from her, he got from me. I strengthened their relationship.

Hoe in Recovery:
Stop! That's just blatant side chick logic. Believe me Girrrl.

Passer-by:
Wow... Look at Thot

by Kool Aid Chef May 13, 2014

main character logic

the principle that the main character of a story won't die at all or until the end of the story/series

Rob: hey do think Eren from Attack on Titan will die?
Nick: no way, bro! it's main character logic!

by bitch in per. 6 November 24, 2016

cold limp logic

As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.

Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.

by DrWolf April 28, 2010

minor logic error

When the CS202 student conveniently forgets parenthesis at the top of their function

int main /* what is missing here ? */
{
...
}

by /dev/null March 14, 2003

Hot Topic Logic

The reasoning that clothing brands reflect the personality or intelligence of the wearer.

Person #1: "Look at preppy guy wearing Abercrombie! God, I would never want to look like all THOSE people!

Person #2: "Yeah, let's go to hottopic and buy some baggy black pants and studded belts to really stand out!"

Abercrombi wearer: *Jams out to Napalm Death on his way to the bar to get some fine ass*

by Hot Topic Logic February 27, 2005