light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008

Light Outer

<Slang>

It 's a fart with a VERY strong stench and noxious odour ,
but sound less also , you rarely feel when it comes out.

It always make pepole eyes shine a bit . It's even known that pepole got nausea due to the smell

To cure : OPEN THE WINDOWS (at least 20mins) .

This mostly happens when you abused of beans , anyting using it as a ingredient , or , when you have diarrea.

You can kill pepole when you do that in closed atmospheres (eg: in car , in bus ... )

1Ahh i feel much better after my Light Outer

2OPEN THE WINDOWS , OPEN THE WINDOWS

WTF is that smell ????

by somεoηε June 1, 2009

light crumb

A piece of writing that has met the standards of publication, yet is without literary merit.

"His last book was entertaining, but it was too light crumb compared to his earlier work."

by Camposito October 6, 2009

light-black

a color found on the color wheel, just short of black, but north of grey. found to be visible only to the most talented eyes, such as Versace, Armani and Krishnan

The dress she is wearing is obviously light-black.

by the_regulator_of_mayhem November 26, 2010

Light master

A white male who is so white that he cannot be detected in the presence of strong light. His skin has no pigmentation and he will never tan, not even on the surface of the Sun.He is the complete opposite of a shadow master. While shadow masters have accepted their powers and blended into society, a light master will very rarely leave his natural habitat, typically a basement, an attic or any reclusive space. In many cases, their social skills are not very developed,and they must seek refuge elsewhere, like Runescape for example. This is why there are no "light master" groups. They travel and live alone, barely surviving each day as freaks of society. They are very aggressive and defensive about their skin tone, usually explaining that it's not their fault. They are just trying to fool you, and putting them in a corner will trigger their defense mechanism(disappearing into the light).They will usually retreat and not be seen for periods of months at a time. It is not dangerous to fuck with them, unless he is acquainted with a shadow master. In that case, do not fuck with them, unless you too are part of a powerful shadow master's entourage. In that case, feel free to do whatever the fuck you please.

Do not confuse them with albinos, who suffer from a sad illness. Light masters are very deceitful and evil,and will do anything to reach their ultimate goal of turning all shadow masters into light masters, which would spell the end of the world as we know it. At the moment, shadow masters are ironically their rulers, and it is not likely that the situation will change soon, unless we see the appearance of a super light master, who would obliterate the mighty shadow tribe. The rest is still unwritten...

by LightShadow September 11, 2011

Light tube

slang for tunnel

Hold your breath until we reach the end of the light tube.

There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.

by cdds2011 November 25, 2011

light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.

It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.

by stephamie March 15, 2012