After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf
"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."
by pdizz November 25, 2007
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Did you see that support act last night? They were out of tune and were on for ages, they were so killens we didn't even stay to watch the main act.
by hamperdoonback September 8, 2010
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"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."
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Get the Kellan mug.1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
by ImSpartacus November 11, 2007
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Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
by Devinetrey January 19, 2009
Get the Helen Keller mug.When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.
I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007
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