jonash

extremely peng and rich and is the best at league of legends. most of the time is cringe but thats what makes jonash jonash.

Guy: Thats not how the song goes, you've jonash'ed it

by soulous November 23, 2021

Jonah

You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️

Jonah I love you!
Omg Jonah are you breaking up with me?

by People who did me dirty April 13, 2022

jonah

A jonah is a very special person with very special skills like flirting with young childrens ages 7-10. He usually has a basic middle part and tends to be gay and kissing hundreds of men

Oh thats like a jonah weirdo

by theallstar123 May 16, 2022

Andy Jonas Singh

A zesty ass mdfk, will rizz up any guy other than his own girlfriend.

You see, Andy Jonas SIngh is at it again, flirting with Jayden.

by Jly_ October 17, 2023

Pulling a Jonah

When someone screws up when using a keyboard.

“You were really pulling a Jonah there.”

by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies May 24, 2019

Frankie Jonas

The fourth Jonas and the one who we least care about. He will probably replace Kevin Jonas in a matter of years. He probably has jealously problems and will more than likely murder his brothers in a fit of jealousy.

Fangirl: OH my God! Did you hear Frankie Jonas is getting his own television show?
Fangirl 2: Why the hell would I care about stupid Frankie Jonas? He's the least likable, and the least attractive.

by Annemermaid1995 August 24, 2009

Jonas Sisters

A shitty band composed by a fat bitch called Kevin, another fat bitch called Joe and a stupid bitch with diarrhea (...or diabetes?) called Nick.

These 3 stupid whores are also WRONGLY known as the Jonas Brothers.

God: The Jonas Sisters Suck

The rest of the world: We agree!

by DeathMagnetic October 14, 2008