Jón

Jón is an extreme bdsm enthusiast and likes cock and ball torture he is often known for putting pokéballs up his rectum he doesn't often like woman but he sure likes guys especially straight light skinned men with curly hair and often an afro but most of all he hates all his friends and niggers the most he is very much against black people often likes to refer to them as the scum of the earth and always calls them the most nigga bitch there are. Alot of Jóns play the trumpet and they often like to be the loudest person there because they are very self sentered there music sounds like two cats fucking in a dumpster and one of the cats has mental and phisical problems.

Person 1: You're a Jón
Person 2: no u
Person1: no u 2
Person 2: Ok

by I_shaq_cats February 17, 2020

lil jon

1. king of krunk; whiling out
2. a little "piece"

1. We bout ta pull a lil jon up in this piece!
2. Ol boy workin wit a lil jon

by Kristal, H-Town March 26, 2004

Jon

Jon, short version of Jonathan, or of the cooler version, Jonathon. Jon is the most amazing person in this world. If you got yourself a Jon, you can call yourself the luckiest. He is kind and always tries to make sure that his friends are okay. Jon will care for you and will try cheer you up when you're sad. He has a good taste in memes and also in food. Jon is the most epic gamer ever, he is basically a god in video games and in many other things. Jons have a lot of good traits, but they will refuse to believe it. Jons need to appreciate themselves more. A Jon has a gentle and lovely voice, especially when singing. He has the cutest smile and the cutest laugh. His eyes are the ones you just want to stare in forever. Jon is adorable inside and outside, and if you got a Jon, appreciate him. Jon deserves the world and all the good things in it.

-Woah, do you see that cutie over there? :$
-Yes, he must be a Jon! :0

by Xxthot.slayerxX March 6, 2020

Jon

An unattractive, short, flimsy male who is also known as a manipulative wangster. This type of person often tries and thinks they are unique, but they are just like every other dick; brainless and self-centered.

Girl: Shut up! You are such a Jon! Stop trying to be cool, you are not!

Boy: Be silent, I know what I am saying is cool. I am unique.

Girl: Really, I think everyone says "Bad ass" not just you

by Thatonegirl002 November 10, 2011

Lil' Jon

1.This guys the sexciest nigga ever with the ability to turn any woman on.

2.The one and only TRUE king of crunk.

3.The nigga who made the terms "WHAT!?", "OKAY!", and "YEAH!" popular.

4.Mila Robertsons future husband...he just dosent know it yet.

5.For more info go look under sexy and there SHOULD be a picture and another definition there!!

1."OH LIL JON!!!"

2.The definition says it all you dont need an example for this one.

3."WHAT!,OKAY!,U GOTTA CHECK OUT OUR NEW SHIT RYTE HERE YEAH!!"

4."I Do" "OKAY!!"

5.You dont need an example for this one eaither.

by ~~**~~M!LA~~**~~ January 6, 2005

yeaaahaaaa jon

1.) a term used to express happiness
2.) something to say for lack of something better

1.)"i just won the lotto. . .YEAAAHAAA JON"
2.) YEAHHAAA JON or Yeaahhhaa jon?

by Krys July 6, 2003

Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.

"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"

by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008