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Boris Johnson

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world
Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist
by someone_british April 5, 2023
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ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
by elliewilliamsrealwife June 20, 2023
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Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!
Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!
by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023
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bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).
Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)
by Sat213 October 12, 2008
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skyler johnson

Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude
Skyler Johnson is the sexiest person i've ever seen
by Kakapo79 December 8, 2017
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reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.
Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!
by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021
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Kaylan Johnson

Smart intelligent sexy with a long dick

Watch out for this one he will fuck ya family
Kaylan Johnson fucked my mama
Kaylan Johnson fucked my sister
by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020
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