Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.

“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
“Understandable”

by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019

jared purdy

Jared Purdy is sometimes cool, but he is also a jack as* most of the time.

Jared Purdy is smart but is an ass when he brags about things

by Anonymous11121314 January 11, 2018

Aimee Jaree

When you lie more than you tell the truth.

Aimee is supposed to be leaving her husband for me and her to be happy together. Naw man she Aimee Jaree 'd you she ain't doing that she is a gold digger bruhhh.

by Aimee jaree December 3, 2024

Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.

Fuck Jared

by Fuck Jared August 29, 2020

jared leto

An American actor and musician.

Jared Leto.

by gdinelli April 10, 2017

jared petrilli

A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.

My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay

by And You Know That June 10, 2016

Jared

Is and always will be loved by Elise❤ has a best friend with a very ✨unique✨ name (Braughn). Has a really pretty cousin named sarah and he is jealous of a ghost in his girlfriend's house

I love Jared -Elise
I miss Jared - also Elise
Nvm I don't miss him anymore because I saw him pass by earlier- Elise once again

by ur._.mom.com March 8, 2023