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Ipod Fag

An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.
John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.
by YaBoiFranklin May 26, 2014
mugGet the Ipod Fagmug.

iPod

That's iPod! I don't believe you!
by EVDW March 6, 2009
mugGet the iPodmug.

iPod

a music player by apple, the first one was released in 2001 and then the last one was released in 2022 cuz of the iPhones and music streaming services
guy: hey what's that music player that apple made again?
guy 2: iPod
by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025
mugGet the iPodmug.

iPod Drift

When a car drifts outside of the lines on the road because the driver is scrolling through their iPod.
B: Dude! Keep your eyes on the road, you're drifting!!

S; LOL Sorry! I'm trying to find a song!

b: That's the iPod Drift!!
by Pirate Poppy December 17, 2008
mugGet the iPod Driftmug.

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>
Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<
by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010
mugGet the Ipodmug.

the ipod guy

me: yeah i watch dankpods
someone: oh the ipod guy
me: no its dankpods idiot
by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024
mugGet the the ipod guymug.

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