Insta-Share

Sharing a link on Facebook the second you lay eyes on it.

Saw Jimmy's post on old guitars and Insta-Shared it.

by Jay Springshare October 13, 2019

Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.

by Hardened shell October 26, 2019

Insta Stalker

When someone views your instagram profile and watches your stories without following you.

John is an Insta stalker he watches my stories without following me.

by OnTop January 21, 2020

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020

Insta baddie

Flossie

Insta baddie= flossie

by Lmaoidkwhat May 18, 2020

Instacrush

When you instantly gain a crush on someone, or something.

Sounds far less sappy and weird than 'love at first sight' and probably smoother to use in a sentence as well.

When I was younger, simply seeing a man with long, elegant, hair gave me an instacrush.

by thisyellocatnow May 27, 2020

Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages

“Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”

by Акула May 31, 2020