hand cuffs

something people use as toys to make sex more intresting

'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"

by xx_love_me_xx September 11, 2008

beast-hand

V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.

N. The beast-hand

After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.

by Rapscalions without inhibition October 7, 2007

Hand monkey

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.

Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.

by D.Train August 22, 2010

see these hands

Slang used for fighting. Come see these hands. We will fight.

Nigga come see these hands

by jojojojo2 October 18, 2014

Angel hands

When your hands and cock are super smooth so you can jerk off without lotion

Bro 1: bro i woke up today with angel hands so didn't need even get out my bed to jerk off

Bro 2: bro...nice

by captainsplash May 2, 2019

hand trucking

Sex act in which a male participant is given a hand job while walking on their hands.

"Phil's avorite fetish was to engage in hand trucking through the halls of the Brothel."

by M@O December 8, 2015

hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis

Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin

by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011