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beast-hand 

V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.

N. The beast-hand
After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.
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Best Hand Ever 

The one used to please ones self. right hand is choice for some.
oooooh hell yeah! you do a better hand job than my wife.
Best Hand Ever by The Pants Man February 7, 2005

best hand ever 

In poker you get three of a kind of kings.
I got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever.
best hand ever by rickkky April 12, 2006

you got the best hand

You doing better than me!

Your life is pretty good now.

I'd like to be I. Your shoes.
How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!

If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!
you got the best hand by Onin2 October 29, 2020

best hands 

Me and Mike are best hands.

kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.
best hands by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009

shake hands with the wife's best friend 

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

get/get handed the beats by dre 

just another word for getting beat up, most notably used by nydrillofficial.
dude 1: I caught him in the store and handed him the beats by dre
dude 2: dam that's crazy ig

dude 1: If I see him get/get handed the beats by dre
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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