iPod

Plays mp4/AAC (better than shitty vorbis which no one in their right mind would put music in. no one fuckin' uses it and they never will). The menus can be re-arranged to fit your needs (i.e. switching to random quickly. Lightweight but with a large capacity hard drive. Given it doesn't have radio (which they should have added a long time ago), it has everything you need (by the way, what the fuck could an ethernet card do for an iPod anyway? Let you surf the internet? How about you list things that it truely is lacking than making shit up?)

iPods are better than Rio Karmas and other such shit

by smarterthanyou June 11, 2006

iPod

Greatest MP3 player of all time...people that diss them either are envyous cause there poor ass shoe salesman fathers cant work up enough money to buy them one...come on guys its not apples fault that ur parents are fucking failures! ive had my ipod for about 2 months and have charged it about 15 times or so...it lasts up to 500 charges...you do the math...bitches

those of us that are still living in the CD world...im sorry that you suck at life but just know that when i whip out my iPod im saying that im better than you...

those of us that like to brag about our Creative Zens...LOL...that shit looks like a fat gray brick...give me a break...get an ipod...losers...my 60GB iPod will own anything they can offer

Creative Owner: Dude check out my Creative I bought it yesterday!
Me: Really..? :Takes out iPod and changes song as light beams on him from the heavens and a choire of beautiful women sing:
Creative Owner: :worships:
Me: Thats right B!TCH!

by Jordan Marsala June 11, 2006

ipod boy

someone who goes by the name birdman , bird that wuld rather listen to his ipod rather then have sex or pay any attention at all to his girlfriend.

yo birdman stop bein such a ipod boy an go fuck your girlfriend

by datonebuhl August 6, 2008

ipod blackburst

A name given to the iPod Video when the software won't let you put videos on it because it's in a standard format instead and not in the nonstandard format the iPod understands. Comes from the television industry term which describes a video signal which carries only a full color black picture (i.e. a content-free video signal).

Mobin had to return his ipod blackburst because it wouldn't play VCD MPEG videos.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

iPod face

when you go to sleep, and your mouth is so wide open+round, it squares off your face and you look like an iPod.

we took pics with our sleeping drunk friend who had his iPod face on.

by the bee princess of jujus December 9, 2008

ipod classic

Ipod classic is pathetically overpriced ipod.

Idiot:I got Ipod classic with 160 GB of space!!!
Smarty Person:Well, i got Ipod shuffle with 2 GB of space and I do not need all space on it!
Idiot:What?
Smarty Person:It means that you paid too much for too much shit.

Ipod Classic...Oh what a dumb of shit, waste of time and...money!

by Inforclinks June 26, 2014

ipod

The ipod has become a cultural icon for our generation. It is, simply, a music player. Able to hold mass amounts of music, it is what many consider to be the next form of music. However, I believe it will destroy the art of album making. If a band only gets 2-3 of their songs downloaded and sold - why release 12?

Ipods will destroy America.

by BigBossWhitey September 11, 2006