Hook Skin

An uncircumcised penis that has a significant bend when in the erect state. Can vary in size.

Its bad enough to have a hook skin, but to have a small hook skin is the worst.

by goatofcolors February 3, 2010

Hooker shit

An expletive used when infuriated by a video game.

I can't beleive I fell of the track, that's such hooker shit!

by Neechie Bella June 11, 2011

hookersnickled

bamboozled, flabbergasted, slambunkdified, befuddled, flimflammed, hoodwinked, swindled, caboodled, hornswoggled, basically just downright barnshiveled.

Billy-Bob: Did you see that 77 point comeback last night in the football game?
Jimbo: Hell yea man. I was straight-up hookersnickled

by Rezzidu December 8, 2011

hookertown

Washington, D.C.

We headin to Hookertown for OJ's bachelor party!

by Budgin' August 15, 2016

Hooker in a hurricane

Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur

Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"

by Joyfulbird August 12, 2016

Hook Up or Die

A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.

Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?

Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?

Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.

Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!

by x BILKO x September 16, 2016

hooker rape

When you shoplift from a hooker

Johnny shoved it up that hoes ass until she cried and did not pay that bitch. This is hooker rape. 8===D

by Forced c July 12, 2017