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oj’s lawyer
oj’s lawyer by Saucedawg January 5, 2022
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OJ Simpson's password
OJ Simpson's password by Outkast with a K November 22, 2004
OJ Simpson
OJ Simpson by KML09 December 28, 2008
The OJ Simpson
A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.
The OJ Simpson by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009
oj simpson
Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."
oj simpson by CJDUB January 30, 2008
an Oj Simpson
It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime
an Oj Simpson by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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