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hand cuffs

something people use as toys to make sex more intresting
'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"
by xx_love_me_xx September 11, 2008
mugGet the hand cuffsmug.

beast-hand

V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.

N. The beast-hand
After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.
mugGet the beast-handmug.

Hand monkey

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.
Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.
by D.Train August 22, 2010
mugGet the Hand monkeymug.

Nigga hands

A full grown black mans hands and the massive size of there hands used for various things such as football
Antonio brown is a NFL player and has nigga hands which help him catch the ball
by Pomps02 July 23, 2019
mugGet the Nigga handsmug.

tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.
When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
by aero-instability October 9, 2010
mugGet the tard handmug.

Harrap Hands

Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands
That guiy has Harrap Hands
by hrrphnds May 26, 2009
mugGet the Harrap Handsmug.

hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis
Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011
mugGet the hand substitutemug.

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