by xx_love_me_xx September 11, 2008

V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.
N. The beast-hand
N. The beast-hand
After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.
by Rapscalions without inhibition October 7, 2007

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.
by D.Train August 22, 2010

A full grown black mans hands and the massive size of there hands used for various things such as football
by Pomps02 July 23, 2019

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands
by hrrphnds May 26, 2009

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.
2. Vagina or penis
2. Vagina or penis
Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011
