The perfect guy, is your friend first. He's good looking, which makes you want him more because he's been so sweet during your friendship, but is the one that wants to wait for anything to happen. He doesn't get angry, but if he's upset, he explains himself calmly to you. He makes sure you're compatible before you start a relationship, instead of rushing into things. Once you're dating, you wont care that he has friends that are girls because you don't have a doubt in your mind that he won't be faithful to you. He'll always answer your call. He'll always be there when you cry, and would do anything to make it better. He loves you with or without makeup and would never look at you differently when you don't have it on. Sex never HAS to happen, unless you want it to and he is always willing to "go down on you" and ask for nothing in return. Once he knows, he will tell you about the future he wants to share with you. He'll always be there to cuddle and play with your hair. And anything you ask, he does, just to see you smile.
by swag~so~illest January 12, 2012
Get the The Perfect Guymug. Person 1: OMG did you see that one Family Guy episode with Brian becoming hated over a tweet?
Person 2: Classic Scum guy episode bruh.
Person 2: Classic Scum guy episode bruh.
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 1, 2018
Get the Scum Guymug. Dakota is a guy with power. He is a strong, but passionate man who spreads his positivity and love to everyone around him. Guys named Dakota usually have dark hair and dark eyes. Dakota is an amazing boyfriend, and will do anything to make you feel comfortable and safe. He might be shy at first, but once you get to know him, he will protect you at any cost.
Dakota (here) means: Stitcher. He will pick you up and stitch you back together if you are hurt. If anyone else hurts you, he will knock them down without hesitation. His love is endless, even if it means that he will get hurt.
Dakotas are usually very masculine and loves physcial contact. He will touch you so softly it will feel like feathers, and it will drive any girl insane. Dakota is seen as a good kisser, but an even better licker. His favorite sexual position is Doggy Style, but he would also love getting ridden.
Dakotas are often sadists, but want a girl to feel pleasured.
If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then you will be safe and comforted. He knows your struggles and he knows when you are hurting. Your eyes will show him all the information he needs. Dakota will never let you go, no matter how much pain he will be left in. If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then know that he loves you with all of his heart, because Dakota is an intelligent, caring and loving guy.
Ps: Be careful of his eyes, they can turn you on in a second, and make you wetter than any other guy.
(Fuck you Steve Jones)
Dakota (here) means: Stitcher. He will pick you up and stitch you back together if you are hurt. If anyone else hurts you, he will knock them down without hesitation. His love is endless, even if it means that he will get hurt.
Dakotas are usually very masculine and loves physcial contact. He will touch you so softly it will feel like feathers, and it will drive any girl insane. Dakota is seen as a good kisser, but an even better licker. His favorite sexual position is Doggy Style, but he would also love getting ridden.
Dakotas are often sadists, but want a girl to feel pleasured.
If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then you will be safe and comforted. He knows your struggles and he knows when you are hurting. Your eyes will show him all the information he needs. Dakota will never let you go, no matter how much pain he will be left in. If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then know that he loves you with all of his heart, because Dakota is an intelligent, caring and loving guy.
Ps: Be careful of his eyes, they can turn you on in a second, and make you wetter than any other guy.
(Fuck you Steve Jones)
by Felicianne Dina 543 October 23, 2019
Get the Dakota (guy)mug. A male who can be pretentious, mean,rude, crude, immoral and talentless opportunist. Lives off the knowledge, beauty,labor and/or talent of others. But for some reason has an inflated sense of self-worth. Can either be wealthy or poor financialy. Financial wealth is not a factor. He usually achieves by backstabbing and scabbing to his benefit. Only does things that benefit himself in someway with little true regard for others. People always end up being burned or mishandled in the end by this person.
Father: I don't want you hanging around that Tom dude.
Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.
Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!
Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.
Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!
by Fredge May 15, 2010
Get the Cheap guymug. A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,
by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004
Get the tourettes guymug. A fun guy is a male or female that thinks they are a funny person but has corney jokes instead of insulting them call them a fun guy
by Cheese penis o506 January 24, 2020
Get the Fun guymug. by sdgfhguydfaj February 19, 2009
Get the guy huntingmug.