Apple Grammar

The standard way of typing or verbally using Apple product terminology.

i: The "i" at the beginning of product names is always lowercase and is always followed by a capital letter (not a hyphen, space, or the like).

iPod touch: Never should be referred to as an "iTouch".
There is no such thing.

Proper Apple grammar insures I sound knowledgable about my favorite products.

I love my iPod.

I need to charge my iPhone.

Can I borrow your iPod touch?

by Apple Fan Boy November 13, 2011

Grammar Nazi

A native english-speaking person with an urge to correct every misspelled word, because they have a micropenis.

"Hello, how long is youre penis?"
"your*, I'm such a Grammar Nazi! ... 7 millimeters."

by Urban talker February 28, 2015

grummie

the most prestigious public service award in the western region of the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (BWCAW).

The dirty floridian boy was presented the Funknasty Award at the Grummies last night.

by Grummie October 20, 2008

Grummet

A superior Minecraft factions play well know in the 2015-2019 communities. Very smart and well rounded player, he grinds, cannons, pvps, leads a successful factions, and gets many eGirls. As Co Leader of Abzya, he helped carry the demons to many map victories under his reign, and whenever he leaves they seem to lose maps. One does not want to play against Grummet!

“Yo who’s playing next vanity reset?
“I heard Grummet is playing bro”
“Shit bro we should probably drop from comp..”

by Carpetbombings December 6, 2019

grammartize

to teach grammar to a group of people/~ed:to have been taught grammar

Wow! I feel totally grammartized after that class.

by becca washer November 17, 2004

Grammazon

Sexy grandmothers that are over six feet tall.

"wow your grandmas hot, she looks like and Grammazon women."

by santravler June 2, 2008

grammar freak

someone who perpetually corrects the grammar of both himself and others, either mentally or aloud

Bill: Yeah, there were way less people then I thought there would be.
Jane: Don't you mean "there were way FEWER people THAN I thought there would be"?
Bill: You're a grammar freak.

by Miss Uppity January 2, 2009