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Big Tittastics Breasts on a chick
Holy shit, look at her gonzos.
by St. Poneyboy August 28, 2004
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gonzo

one of the founding fathers of modern skate culture. Also the name of one of the first skateboarder owned and operated lines relaunched in 2007 as modern gonzo
Gonzo founded modern gonzo
by nsh1212 March 7, 2008
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gonzo.huncho

A sexy man
Inspirational

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by Gonzo.huncho May 7, 2021
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Dirty Gonzo

Start dating a girl then seduce and fuck him in the but, then have your girlfriend suck your dick.

This if course grants the girlfriend one kiss. (The sss be gone by then rite?)
Met my new girlfriend dad last night. I talked my way into buttfucking him. On the way home I had her give me road head. She complained after that my dick tasted like shit. I grinned broadly and said. "Dirty Gonzo"?
by Nostrildamis April 8, 2020
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Groner

Similar to a broner, which is an erection caused by hearing one of your male friends, or "bros" relay a story of a recent sexual conquest, a round of golf or a particularly tasty beer, but is an erection caused by a similar story told by a female friend or "gal-pal". Hence, groner

Normally a groner is caused by the description of non-sexual activity between your gal-pal and one or more of her female friends that, when pictured by a healthy, heterosexual male, causes blood to flow to the nether-regions, triggering a groner or even a massive groner for a really good story involving with insinuated "girl on girl" action.
"Dude, my friend Susie was telling me about how she recently got a Brazilian bikini wax and how her best friend had to see how it looked so she just dropped trou and showed off the whole works... I got a total groner and had to un-tuck my shirt just to cover it up... cool story but totally embarrassing!"

(Please note, that relaying a story about the circumstances that caused your groner to one of your male friends may cause him to have a broner or, what is otherwise known as a "second-degree groner")
by schweddy balls November 26, 2009
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Gonzo

Gonzo is a green herb, that's used recreationally to experience a type of euphoria only obtained through inhaling the substance or digesting.
Person 1: yo you tryna match
Person 2: bet, I got some gonzo, pull up
by Sha-aq-man October 16, 2018
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Gonzo

An illegal immigrant from Mexico, South or Central America. Etymology: From the Latin name Gonzales or Gonzalo.
Gonzos sneak over the border, steal jobs from Americans, and don't pay taxes.
by Lady Dick Gonzalo May 14, 2009
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