On the grape 

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated from drinking wine.

Husband: (watching game with friend) Yo Frankie I don't think she is ever gonna cook dinner for us, she just poured another glass of Shiraz. She be on the grape.
Frankie: true. Your wife is smashed, if I woulda known your wife be on the grape I would have ordered some pizza.

On the grape by CCR7 May 15, 2011

they did surgery on a grape 

(Posh version for Posh people)

They, being the unspecified, unseen being, performed an extremely difficult medical procedure on an unshrivelled wine vessel.

Oh lawd, they did surgery on a grape.

Here we go again, with the "they did surgery on a grape" thing.

they did surgery on a grape by AlphaOmegaMonster November 25, 2018

eat a grape rape an ape 

this is a tradition in arfica

mmmm this grape is nice but so is this ape eat a grape rape an ape

eat a grape rape an ape by devilboy8 May 25, 2016

Bum Grape 

While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.

Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!

Bum Grape by JP Jeremy October 7, 2008

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine 

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.

That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine by Butterbean85 February 17, 2009

to grape 

to attack some one using grapes; throughing an number of grapes at someone or something

when i was two i was graped and now i have a fear of grapes.

i am going to grape someone if i dont get a sandwhich soon.

to grape by dumblond15 June 30, 2010

Sea Grape 

A negro.

That sea grape at the bus stop needs to get a job.

Sea Grape by ballsack11 July 11, 2009