Google Life

Noun: The process of googling one's name to constuct a timeline of one's life from the search results.

"Damn dude, my google life sucks compared to yours! I can't belive that you were a Pokemon champion at 10, a porn star/college baseball star at 18, a Military hero at 25, a welfare scam artist at 30, and you died in Honolulu at age 53."

by Traffic Office August 3, 2005

gogglehead

A fan of the Japanese manga/anime "Digimon" (Or, briefly, a fan of Joss Whedon's "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog", until he realized that the term was already taken)

Jason had a Digimon-themed graduation party? Man, what a gogglehead.

by Agent Bumblebee October 3, 2008

Google Turd

Defecation of Google proportions. Everything about the turd exudes creativity and forward thinking. A Google Turd is not just left, it is 'posted'.

Paul posted a Google Turd in the office.

by Alfy2020 June 24, 2009

bavarian goggles

During the act of 69'ing, the balls of the partner on top seat themselves on the partner on bottom's eyes, in much the same way goggles would rest on ones eyes.

Fuck rose-colored glasses, you should see how good life looks through bavarian goggles.

by Mike Lawyer November 12, 2003

Google Chrome

the search engine that tracks you 24/7

Google Chrome is so bad; it tracks me 24/7.

by YulTheWizard October 1, 2019

Deployment Goggles

Similar to "Beer Goggles". It is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun glasses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn't be considered "attractive" back home. Because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to "Deploy Your Deployment Goggles" and say how hot the "Unattractive" person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your "Deployment Goggles" are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.

"Man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. Im going to go talk to her"

"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"

by Jnewbs26 May 11, 2010

Google-Paranoia

Intense fear that Google wants to misuse info about your shitty boring life.

Your google-paranoia is getting worse. You better up that lexapro-dose.

by Buns78 November 24, 2009