Golden plank

A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.

Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.

by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

golden fox

A man when he enters his 30s

Oh wow, Addy has turned to a golden fox.

by Yddaz April 12, 2017

Golden Carousel

Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).

Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017

Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

by ravenboi June 8, 2016