Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).
Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...
by The Mumbling Manchildren October 11, 2017
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