get served

To be completely owned or shown up by someone.
Grilled Cheese: "Check this shot out. MONEY!" (bricks it)
Dudd Diggles: "I've seen you put up so many bricks today that for awhile I couldn't tell if you were trying to play basketball or undertaking a major construction project."
Tony: "OOOOOH, you just got served!"
Grilled Cheese: "No I didn't, I just got unlucky."
Moseph: "Bitch, you got served harder than a tennis ball hit by Pete Sampras."
Dudd Diggles: "Yeah, you just got served more than the daily special at a diner. Bitch."
by Nick D May 23, 2004
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get the memo

verb. To hear the order or rule. Almost always used sarcastically, and not in an environment where memoranda are usually written.
Apparently Bob didn't get the memo that you shouldn't do keg stands at a wedding.


Didn't she get the memo? I'm a guy -- I'm not supposed to feel emotionally vulnerable.
by Benjjj May 03, 2005
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Get a blow

An utterly horrible phrase commonly used by television/radio broadcasters age 35 or greater. When a player subs out of the game, the naive analyst will eagerly explain to his audience that the athlete "is getting a blow" or "taking a blow" on the sidelines.

This is a terrible phrase because it is misleading everyone subjected to listening to the announcers and/or watching the game. While the athlete is not actually getting a blow-job from someone on the sidelines, thereby making the game interesting, he is merely getting a rest.
And Jimmer will head to the sidelines to get a blow.
by Jslasher88 March 19, 2011
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Get low

When the females buttocks gets down to the floor and they work it.
by db December 28, 2004
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get head

v. To receive oral sex, ie. cunnilingus or a fellatio.
I got head from Kate last night.
by keyshaw January 18, 2005
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get boned

Get penetrated, specifically by a mans dick or boner.
by AlchemistOctivis March 08, 2018
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Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast
Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat
by Loakman420 October 03, 2009
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