Garden hose

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021

guerilla gardening

When government owned land is forcefully taken by a the people and turned into a community garden in which members of the community claim small plots and bust their asses to cultivate land for public benefit. This results in more community involvement and creates a sense of empowerment among the community members.

Jamal: "Hey, wanna screw the government? "
Da'Quan: "Yeah! Let's start a guerilla gardening movement."

by FoodAndSoc November 17, 2014

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

Busch Gardens

When a male is in a handstand position with no pants on and another male sticks his thumb in the friends butthole and pintches the nutsack between two fingers as if he is gardening and attempting to snip a nice flower from his friends Busch Gardens.

While Mike was doing a nude keg stand, Ryan gave Mike a Busch Gardens.

by Bigdogg May 23, 2018

Meteor Garden

Go to the second, third, or fourth floor of a building. Open the window, expose your butt,and let your crap fall like meteors to fertilize your neighbor's garden.

"Hey, I think your garden needs some maintenance. Mind if I make some Meteor Garden?"

by Hentai at 2 A.M. October 27, 2017

Garden Gnome

You look like a garden gnome you sexy ass person

If someone is being a bitch call them a frocking garden gnome you little shit

by USER_3345 July 31, 2018

octopus garden

An orgy of 9 which contains 1 male and 8 women.

Dude I heard you were in an orgy last night? Yeah it was an octopus garden!

by ColoAK September 15, 2013