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fruit perv 

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.
Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana
fruit perv by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009

Fruit Loop Sloute 

The word slut with an added o and u. Also with the words "Fruit loop" before it. Used when being killed/losing or lost in a game.
"Oh my god dude that guy ownd u"
"I am going to throw that Fruit loop sloute out the window"
"Dude its only scrabble"

fruit brute

my gym sucks since all the fruit brutes joined.
fruit brute by sabarosa April 12, 2010

fruit farts 

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.
I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts
fruit farts by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

fruit house 

She kept her fruit house nice and clean so she wouldnt smell fishy when her boyfriend goes down on her
fruit house by angrycelt April 6, 2015

fruit rubber 

Being a douche in a fantasy football group chat.
Daniel was being a real fruit rubber on the fantasy chat today.
fruit rubber by McDown September 25, 2015