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Fresh Eggs

fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism

Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.
Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”
by TVNZ October 31, 2018
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Fresh Daddy

Usually a male who is considered fresh by others and/or himself. This term can be combined with the person's name in order to enhance their title.
Zach: Normand is a Fresh Daddy.
Tommy:(sarcastic remark)
Fresh Daddy Normand: That statement is obviously false considering i am a Fresh Daddy and you are not.
by Ryan Orme August 12, 2008
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fresh direct

by TheFazz July 17, 2011
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Certified Fresh

One of the rating levels in the rating website "Rotten Tomatoes".
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above
Person 1: hey have you seen that new lion king movie yet? I think its great
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism

Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect

Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.
by the_isa September 2, 2019
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Fresh trippin

The act of bookending a psychedelic trip with showering and/or bathing.
I don't especially enjoy that dirty hippy nonsense; I'd rather be fresh trippin.
by denvur July 20, 2008
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country fresh

Something out of the country that's nice or appealing to the eyes .
Guy1. Bro you seen that chevy sitting on k5 frame riding around

Guy2. Yea flat black with the lift? That shit is country fresh

Guy1. Shit's dope, slum as fuck!
by Slumerican_shitizen January 4, 2017
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Fresh Scoop

Impromptu anal sex whereby it is discovered the receiver is not as clean as one would have hoped.
I picked up this slut at the bar last night. Said she was into anal. Was true but she turned out to be a fresh scoop.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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