French Canadian Standoff

A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.

When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.

by Red Kayak November 16, 2010

french indian war cry

When you do a girl doggy style, pull her hair so she screams. Put your other hand over her mouth and cover and uncover her mouth with your hand. Thus, she sounds like an indian. AWAWAWAWAWAWA!

I made my girlfriend do the French Indian War Cry last night.

by GVSUlakerfan September 28, 2008

French Schoolgirls

A term used by gamers to describe another gamer that sucks at playing the game. It originated from a taunt from the WWII based first person shooter "Medal of Honor: Allied Assault."

I just owned the Nazi Kraut with my M1 Garand, so I taunting using voice commands and said "I've seen French schoolgirls shoot better!"

by Violent AJ August 25, 2004

frenchican

a certain very hott french speaking mexican.

When we saw the frenchican at Great America on saturday, we couldnt believe our eyes.

by DelicateDisast3r June 18, 2006

French Kissing the Walrus

The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.

Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.

Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014

French Crumpets

Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.

Alan:What the f*** are these?

Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...

Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.

by Kent from leeds February 12, 2009

French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010