Definitions by Gamilon

Canadian Snorkel

the act of using a crazy straw to enable going down on a woman deeply for an extended period of time.

Dave went down on Becky for so long, he had to bust out a Canadian Snorkel. She wants to marry him now.

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.