Faster

Literally the god of baldness

You need to stop making these so good so I can hate you more, faster >:| - BaldBoyHalo

by Do not type turtle April 20, 2020

Twenty-footer

A girl that only looks good from twenty feet or more.

I thought she was hot until I got up close and saw the wart on her nose. She was a twenty-footer.

by Tim_D September 24, 2005

fosterage

Pictures, stories, etc. concerning Dr. Gillian Foster (played by Kelli Williams) from the tv show Lie to Me. The phrase was coined by Tim Roth (who plays Dr. Cal Lightman on the show) and first appeared on his twitter.

Here's a little fosterage for you.

by Vero_aloe January 24, 2011

Fester & Nose Inc.

Fester & Nose
Shoes Incorperated
(and Wheelie)

Products: Shoes, Vacuums, Rugs, and the Occasional Lamp!
Location: 1313 Shoebox Lane

im going to fester and nose to buy my new kicks.

by django June 19, 2004

frosterior

when your ass gets frozen in the winter time

"it's so cold outside, my ass has frozen and become my frosterior"

by Pussycat~ December 22, 2005

Fusterclucking

the act of both sides of an issue creating, or further deepening a bureaucracy by making a big to do about it, so as to avoid actually doing anything about it, except that is in generally pleasing one's own constituency.

The House and Senate , caught re-handed fusterclucking over the new abortion legislation, admitted no animals were harmed in the making of the new law.

perfect example The GOP-led House and the Democratic-controlled Senate, in a compromise, put Gov. Terry Branstad in charge of signing off on any payments for publicly funded abortions. Republicans believed the added scrutiny might be a brake on abortions under Medicaid. Democrats noted the measure applied only to reimbursements, not approval ahead of time. But about seven months after the new rule took effect, the consequences have surprised everyone, and illustrated the trickiness of bipartisan lawmaking on the issue. Branstad, a Republican and abortion opponent, hasn't approved any payments. But the few patients who were eligible for Medicaid-funded abortions received them anyway.

by Taira Kazumichi February 22, 2014

Fisterine

The sexual act of coating ones hand with mouthwash (usually Listerine) and performing the act of fisting.

I tell ya Rod, my woman gave me the ol' Fisterine yesterday, now I'm walkin' funny .

by Tim Crowbar October 25, 2017