Flirj

(n) Term used in an SNL skit with Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton, meaning "First Lady I'd Like to Rim Job"

"And don't refer to me as a Flirj - I googled what it stands for and I do not like it." - Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton

Yo, McCain's wife is a Flirj daag

by MJG1991 October 31, 2008

FLIRJ

First Lady I'd Rim Job

Hilary Clinton is a FLIRJ.

by Ben_Ben October 30, 2008

FLIRG

First Lady Is Really Gay and/or First Lady Is Really a Guy

Hillary Clinton is a FLIRG.

by Leolily October 29, 2008

Flirst

The first person to have flirted

"Hey, I was his flirst!"
"Back off, I'm flirst in line"
"He was the one that Flirsted"

by Bad_Kitty13 June 6, 2007

flerf

The name for cotton remnants that become wedged in your anal crevasse after wearing boxer shorts, or some other sort of undergarment.

Bob: "Why are you taking so long in there? I gots to make some clay!"
Jeff: " I'll be another few minutes, my Joe Boxers left a 10-footer of flerf in my ass!"

by Gnarltar August 8, 2009

Flirt

Flirting with your bf/gf and flirting with random guys/girls are two different things.

If u flirt with ur bf/gf, its natural. Couples cuddle, kiss, hugs, exchange romantic messages or even have sex.

BUT...

If you flirt with other guys/girls though you have a gf/bf or married already, it means you're a:
1.whore
2.heartless animal
3.cheater
4.jerk
5.womanizer
6. Emotional abuser
7. Narcissistic
8. Nympho
9. Egoistic
10. Heart scammer
11. HIV and std infected cunt

And you should kill yourself already

Saki is such a flirt. He sends wink to all girls in a chatroom then ask them out to meet up, date then go to a hotel room after. He can count on his 2 hands the number of girls he flirted with within this week. Saki likes to pretend single in dating apps though he has a loving gf in real life already. He uses this typical flirt strategy to attract, deceive and victimize more girls. Flirting is Saki's favorite sport after all.

by mindfloss April 17, 2015

flirk

a type of crispy pancake. best enjoyed with strawberries and delectable cinnamon. and maybe whipped cream, if you're not afraid of getting acne.

"if i wasn't so vitamin b deficient, i would go for some flirks right now."

by JESSIKLYE December 28, 2005