alex/alexander

horniest guy ever

alex/alexander is always horny

by L O L LLLLLLLLLLLL November 21, 2021

Rithika Alexander

(n.) a feisty fiery in-your-face Oprah of the 2020s, with laughter as annoying as her eyes are amorous

(v.) to Rithika someone - to destroy your date with your superior knowledge of food, wine and music while smiling pretty throughout

Boy 1: Dude, I thought my fuckboy antics will work but she turned out to be a Rithika Alexander.

Boy 2: Damn, glad you made it out there bruh. Ain’t no one survive messin with that woman!

by KnightArmour1997 November 23, 2021

Elijah Alexander Sanchez

Gay

"Bro are you Elijah Alexander Sanchez"
"Nah"

by The Gulper July 2, 2022

alexander peacock

a male retarded middle ages semi bald retard who has intimate relations with a horse...
a delinquint ugly man whose mistress must be of russian descent and could have grown a 3rd foot during the nuchlear war.
a semi green looking duck whose life revolves around stale bread

i hope i never become a alexander peacock
eww that guys life is soooo alexander peacock

by sweedish babe 12 February 28, 2009

Alexander

A nasty little fellow usually pretty short and has a huge nose he is a virgin that gets rejected by people that's name start with a he is very stupid and fucked up

alexander just got rejected again.

by dfsdfdsffdgvdffdshi u ccvxdsfx December 5, 2017

Alexander

A complete douche bag who cheats on all his girlfriends.

"Oh my god you use to date that bitch Alexander?"
"Yea. Unfortunately.."

by padillanick May 13, 2014

alexander fishstick

Lube your dick with fish oil. Finger the girl in the asshole so she gets real horny. Now, place your dick in her mouth while still fingering her in the ass. Before you cum, you kick her in the vagina and say, "Go choke on a sausage!" The funny thing is, she is choking on a sausage, yours!

My boyfriend alexander fishsticked me last night. It felt good until he kicked me in the vagina!

by Jakob124124 May 4, 2008