FDLFUM

Friends don't let friends use mayonase.

You know that girl from Kitsap, how she and her BF wanted to do the do. All they had was some mayonase.. which they proceeded to use a lube. and well as the story goes she had random orgasms throughout the following weeks.. she had maggots in her VAG.
remember FDLFUM

by feebzbish December 17, 2008

FDUB

Fat, Dumb, Ugly, B*tch

Oh sh"""ttt, look son its an FDUB!!!

Yo homie just saw another FDUB last night while we be chillin!!

by Dr. Masterology September 30, 2010

fdp

"Filho da puta", it means "son of a bitch" or "mother fucker" in Portuguese.

"he fucked me up, that fdp"

by Um BR September 10, 2016

FDP

Fat Dick Pic

Girl 1: "Hey girl, so Brad sent me a pic of his dick last night. It was fat as shit!"
Girl 2: "lol. So you are now a proud owner of a FDP"
Girl 1: "FDP?"
Girl 2: "Fat Dick Pic"
Girl 1: "Yessss, FDP!"

Girl1: "So did you see Devins FDP on IG before it got deleted?
Girl 2: "OMG! It was thicker than a soda can!"

by Shanefm October 23, 2018

FDC

Fuck Dumb Cunts

Bro, my girl wouldn’t suck me last night, FDC.

by BigD-123 March 3, 2019

FDTHITTWFTLWSFOFIWPOABBTHACSIMMEB

“From Darcey to Heathcliffe I thought they were fools, that love was something fiction, only found in worn pages of a book, but that has all changed since I met my Elizabeth Bennett”

I love the part of the movie after where Hardin says “FDTHITTWFTLWSFOFIWPOABBTHACSIMMEB“

by Hey_its_Gibbo May 19, 2021

FDT

FDT stands for Duck Daonld Trump.
Often said by many.
I became popular in 2016 from a song FDT by YG .

Mouse~Trump is building a wall to deport people and keep Mexican out YA.
Goat~WTF I'm Mexican you vote for that idiot FDT fuck you mouse.

by Nerd_ salad October 3, 2017