The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)

Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.

by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019

Electric Boogaloo

A poor black woman

Also something to do with bodypopping, perhaps....

Hey poor black woman! You're such an electric boogaloo

by George January 12, 2004

Electric boogaloo

Something dumbasses say to describe something that could seem like the 2nd film idea in a series. They only say electric boogaloo at the end because they’re too retarded to make they’re own original title that’s actually funny.

This looks like it could be goodwill hunting 2. I’m gonna comment Goodwill hunting 2: electric boogaloo. Lol I’m so goddamn funny I bet everyone is gonna like this comment because I use the same stupid thing that everybody else uses

by Jerry thornton89 May 28, 2021

Electric chair

INTRO/CHORUS
Electric chair, electric chair
I’ll give it to you, a brand new shocking sensation

VERSE 1
First off let’s make it very clear
LGBT, and everyone queer
This song is not written for you, I’m not Mike Pence

Illumination, light up the room with a single chair
Then it goes boom, Miranda Cosgrove—sparks fly everywhere

PRE-CHORUS
If you have been streaming WAP, then you too will get the zap
That doesn’t rhyme, but I don’t give a shit I do not rap
And Danganronpa stans, you guys as well aren’t safe
Light up the chair, none of you ever know how to behave

You Minecraft YouTuber stans, the crazy shit you guys say
on my timeline, did you think that I’d let you get away?
Calling out every one of you one by one
Why don’t you have a seat in my

CHORUS
Electric chair, electric chair
I’ll give it to you, a brand new shocking sensation

VERSE 2
This one’s for all the K-Pop stans
I’ve had enough of your fancams
But if it’s me, then I agree—stream “Miku” now

Last but not least there’s vocatwt
And anything will make them bitter
But at the end of the day who cares, it’s singing robots

wow Tora_V4 very cool thanks for electric chair

by yourlocalbrit June 19, 2021

Electric Boogaloo.

The sexiest person in the world.

"That chick is so hot she reminds me of Electric Boogaloo."

by J-Train October 7, 2004

electric pie

Evil; vile; nasty. Said of a person or a situation. Often shortened to 'pie.'

My boss is really pie. She bitched at me because I was ten minutes late and she told me I'd better shape up.

by Zrusilla May 9, 2004

electrical banana

A poor attempt at making a piece of food glow, as can be successfully done by sticking two forks that have 120 VAC across them into a dill pickle.

"Let's make an electrical banana."
"No dumbhead, that won't work. Let's make an electrical pickle instead."

by me2 November 21, 2003