hobben

1. An asshat
2. Little man with a small ----.

You're are so pathetic, just like Hobben.

by Me2 April 29, 2005

electrical banana

A poor attempt at making a piece of food glow, as can be successfully done by sticking two forks that have 120 VAC across them into a dill pickle.

"Let's make an electrical banana."
"No dumbhead, that won't work. Let's make an electrical pickle instead."

by me2 November 21, 2003