snip and ditch

When you discover somebody ain't shit, so you cut them off and run away.

I thought this dude was chill but he kicks cats for fun, so I had to snip and ditch that bitch.

by ClubChill April 2, 2017

ding-dong-ditch

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them

Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news

by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017

Date Date Ditch

When someone goes on two dates and then ceases contact with their date for the entirety of their earthly life (or you stop dating them after two dates). A play on the cultural expression "ding dong ditch".

Poor Burbrady , was date date ditched by his putative forever-lasting tinder girlfriend Ingrid.

by ImagePampererMoribundMurdoch May 6, 2018

Ding Dong Ditch

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."

by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019

Ditch

(dich)

Noun

1. When a male has an itch around his genitalia. Ditch is a compound word of dick and itch.

I fucked this dirty bitch and now I have ditch.

by Jusrin P.S. March 24, 2011

shit and ditch

This is when one sleeps with a female. After intercourse one waits till she is alseep. While asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn't awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her anus, and then run away.

Man my ex girlfriend was being such a bitch lastnight i gave her the old shit and ditch.

by Mr nooglets January 25, 2009

dirt in the ditch

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

by Rick Bona October 21, 2009