Jesus Duck

The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...

Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.

Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.

I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

dropping a duce

1. taking a shit
2. making number two

I missed the end of last night's game 'cause I was dropping a duce in the can.

by Jim's friend June 2, 2008

Ducati Dreaming

A time in a young motorcyclist's life when he or she is fed up with their inadequate Japanese motorcycle and wants to trade up for a Desmo Ducati but can't due to lack of funds. This is also a common activity done by ducati owners when during the winter months or on days unsuitable for riding.
Victims of Ducati Dreaming can be spotted in a class or work setting, browsing through ducati vids on youtube or visiting Ducati.com

Teacher: Joe, is what you are looking at on ducati.com have anything to do with psych 101?

Joe: Sorry professor I am suffering from Ducati Dreaming

by Josef Campbell January 5, 2010

donald duckin' it

to go completely naked from the waist-down while wearing a shirt, just like donald duck. headwear and footwear are fine, as long as the two central rules are followed: 1) must not be wearing any pants or underpants at all, flopping your junk around for all to see, and 2) must be wearing a shirt.

"when we walked down to the nude end of baker beach this weekend to check out the surf, we saw a wrinkly naked guy doing yoga and two other dudes playing frisbee. one of them was totally donald duckin' it!"

"no way!"

"oh yeah - floppy sun hat, red t-shirt, flip flops, and a smile. i'm still creeped out about it."

by htron June 26, 2007

West Duck Hollow

place. Isolated hamlet in Alberta, Canada, that, fueled by high profits, fueled by high ethylene prices, has been riding high on the hog without the sponsorship of big gravel. Free from the doldrumic influence of East Duck Hollow since the partition of 1948 the vibrant citizenry of West Duck Hollow have been kindling the fires of progress in their matchless march to the future of petrochemical dominance-related carbon-footprinting. It is a place free from zoning restrictions where people can occupy a public park with tents, signage, muffins, and no clear purpose.

Clear cutting by a forward-thinking Tourism Council allows views of Ponoka, from which the Rocky Mountains can be seen. An interpretive center is planned for the tourist kiosk which is planned for the fall of 2015.

Lumberjack competitions and fencing exhibitions, often between gangs of tree-toughs from the various hamlets in the greater Duck Hollow region, provide much of the business at the local medical office.

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West Duck Hollow sure has some pretty vistas. You can sure see that this is a place that owns some nice Ethylene deposits and doesn't depend on gravel sluicing for its tax dollars.

by gnostic1 December 27, 2011

Duce Duce

A 22. Handgun/Rifle.

The silly mother fucker pulls out a duce duce.

by Fr0g March 2, 2009

Ducking

Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.

Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."

by Anna-Rotic June 22, 2007