ALL SHIRTLESS WONDERS SUFFER FROM DOUCHBAGGERY. Ironically, these shirtless wonders are the same guys ("Brah's", in their native tongue) who spend an absurd amount of $$$ on t-shirts - the term for mass possession of these sparkly, tattoo, and tribal print shirts is known as "DOUCHE-SWAGGERY".
An accurate way of identifying these Brahs is to know that they abide by the exact opposite set of laws that traditional vampires do:
As opposed to being unable to be exposed to sunlight, they actively seek out said sunlit environments. Because of this, you will not see a pale-skinned DB, but rather notice an brown-orange (termed "Bro-orange" by Crayola).
Also contradictory to vampire dogma, silver or a crucifix does not repel the DB's, as they do vampires. DB's will most often own and wear a silver crucifix, and in extreme cases will wear a silver crucifix overlapping a tattoo of a crucifix, whilst their arm is slung over their main bitch, stage name "Silver".
Also, churches, which provide a place of protection from vampires, hasn't been proven to repel DB's yet; although a DB has never been spotted in a house of God, to date. The best safe haven to run to for protection against DB's is the lower body/legs section of your local gym - DB's are known to avoid this area AT ALL COSTS.
An accurate way of identifying these Brahs is to know that they abide by the exact opposite set of laws that traditional vampires do:
As opposed to being unable to be exposed to sunlight, they actively seek out said sunlit environments. Because of this, you will not see a pale-skinned DB, but rather notice an brown-orange (termed "Bro-orange" by Crayola).
Also contradictory to vampire dogma, silver or a crucifix does not repel the DB's, as they do vampires. DB's will most often own and wear a silver crucifix, and in extreme cases will wear a silver crucifix overlapping a tattoo of a crucifix, whilst their arm is slung over their main bitch, stage name "Silver".
Also, churches, which provide a place of protection from vampires, hasn't been proven to repel DB's yet; although a DB has never been spotted in a house of God, to date. The best safe haven to run to for protection against DB's is the lower body/legs section of your local gym - DB's are known to avoid this area AT ALL COSTS.
The level of douchebaggery witnessed here tonight by all of the meat heads at the bar caused me to coin a new term; "Juice-bag".
by Brewlhp2 July 13, 2012
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Admit it, you just looked up "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary because right now you are thinking that someone you know is such a douchebag.
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To verb to douchebag. Driving in a car with the windows down, driving slow with the volume cranked up.
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Get the wet douchebag mug.Created in late 2008, this word was needed to sum up someone so useless, so annoying, so utterly inept at life, love, and work, that standard English language words failed to scrape the very bottom layer of filth this person represents.
Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Tim: Who the hell was that jackass?
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
by Timmy75894 February 3, 2010
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2. Someone who is jealous of someone else hence talks down to them about the object of the jealously.
3. Someone who is a douchebag so often it doesn't surprise people at all when they are being a jerk.
2. Someone who is jealous of someone else hence talks down to them about the object of the jealously.
3. Someone who is a douchebag so often it doesn't surprise people at all when they are being a jerk.
1. Tibby, "That guy is going to pull out in front of me! He doesn't even know he cut me off!!! What a Casual Douchebag.
2. Group, "Wow, GOW3 graphics on the PS3 are insane! look at the HD!"
Breck, "I don't think GOW3 looks that good! I'm not impressed."
Group, "Breck just because you don't have a PS3 doesn't mean you can talk down to the quality of one! Stop being a casual douchebag and be positive for once!
2. Group, "Wow, GOW3 graphics on the PS3 are insane! look at the HD!"
Breck, "I don't think GOW3 looks that good! I'm not impressed."
Group, "Breck just because you don't have a PS3 doesn't mean you can talk down to the quality of one! Stop being a casual douchebag and be positive for once!
by Drykan April 5, 2010
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More broadly refered as a troll.
More broadly refered as a troll.
Dude im gonna jailbreak my ipod cause im awesome" "Dude you can't yet, its an MC model" "0MFGZ WHUT AM ! G0NNA DOO I CANT LIVE WITH0UT MAH CYDIA! I KN0W, ILL SEND IPODTOUCHFANS 60,000 MESSAGES TO HURRY THE DEV TEAM UP L0L" "You stupid MC douchebag
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