sick ditch

The act of leaving a homie in a discord channel in order to play with some other homies or just leaving in general without saying a word.

John: *leaves channel*
Mark: Yo, where'd john go?
Eric: idk i think he went to go play cs
Eric: *leaves channel*
Mark: sick ditch guys

by infinityxii February 20, 2019

National Ditch Day

November 1st (The day after Halloween) A Day where you do not go to school or work so you can stay out late on Halloween to party and not be hungover the next morning

Yo Tomorrow's national ditch day what's the move tonight.

by Ditch king October 28, 2019

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

by mung-fu March 7, 2017

ditch

A cross between Dick and Bitch, for when you're not quite certain wether the person is male or female. Or, if you don't feel like cussing in front of parents, teachers, coworkers, etc., simply replace one of the words with 'ditch'.

"My mom was there, so I called the shim a ditch."

by yOy0 August 17, 2008

Ditch Donkey

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!

Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!

by jackhammer Dave March 9, 2011

ditch weed

your mama in a thong

by jose vasquez October 20, 2003

ditch

that part of a cunt that is damn delicious

i thoughrouly enjoyed eating evety morsel of her ditch!

by baller November 19, 2003