derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derp

In always means someone who is literally a potato

I'm such a derp!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

Derp

Describes a person who reminds others of a potato

She is a derp, lol!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

derp

Usually a dumb kid with less knowledge then others, usually temporary, but can sometimes be forever.

yo dawg that kid was derp fo shure

by antl3r September 18, 2016

derp

to be forgetful, while only reffering to self.

i left my keys in the car. well derp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016

Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016

derp

Derp is what an irrational debater says when confronted with irrefutable logic.

Tony: The illusion of a god functions just the same way like a non-oberservable god.
John: Derp.

by Steven George June 16, 2016