Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
Get the Donald Deez Nutzzmug. by JackSkid March 18, 2023
Get the Deez nutsmug. 
by yourmomis..... June 2, 2023
Get the deezmug. deez nutz all over your face in soace with a mace and I don't make fun of race even though joe mama's name is chase
by Blazinfart1234 March 2, 2022
Get the deez nutzmug. Deez is used as slang that is common among internet culture today as it is used for jokes, usually where someone doesn't understand the joke, deez is supposed to sound like these so that if someone hasn't heard of deez jokes, they may ask what's deez? then the person who said deez will say deez nuts.
by NoahGotsDeez March 19, 2022
Get the Deezmug. Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS
by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021
Get the Deez nutsmug.