Self-Care

Doing your makeup and eating pizza rolls

Hey throw some pizza rolls in the oven, it's a self-care day

by robojay500 June 23, 2021

of my career

Usually an insult stating that a person is the most of something that the accuser has ever seen in his or her entire life.

2 guys bump into each other.
Alex: Hey, watch where you're going, you asshole.
Brian: You're a deuschbag, you loser.
Alex: You're a scrub of my career!

by thesoftlights May 11, 2008

Yo Momma Care

A comeback for when some white dude won't shut up about "Obamacare."

White guy: "The fabric that binds this nation together is going to come unraveled by Obamacare!"

You: "Yo momma care!"

by MC DonkeyPunch March 23, 2010

raident, carefree, dreamy, adrien. the fragrance

raident, carefree, dreamy, adrien, the fragrance, adrien, adrien, adrien

Marinette: adrien ahhhh

Adrien: oh don’t mind the ad of mine
Marinette: you have a ad?
Also marinette: raident, carefree, dreamy, adrien. the fragrance

by smartsloth00 May 21, 2021

self care

When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.

"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."

by frumpadump November 25, 2017

caremongering

Deliberately offering assistance and acts of kindness during a time of public fear or alarm about a particular issue.

There is a lot of caremongering happening in Canada during the covid-19 pandemic.

by Intrinzik March 17, 2020

Careal

an exclamation of excitement over ones abilities to drive a vehicle for a purpose alternative to it original intention.

"Your ability to snow board with that shopping trolley is Careal!"

by myparentswerehippies February 4, 2010