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connecticut potatoes

The rocks that are about a foot under the ground and make it wicked impossible to dig.
Can’t dig up a new garden because of all these damn Connecticut potatoes.
by Connecticunt May 7, 2018
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Connecticut S'more

The act of making a s'more, however, You skewer the marshmellow over your dick and put it over the open flame. Do not try this home.
*guy blowing his buddy*
"Did You shave down here man it's so smooth?"

"Nah bro dude last night I was making a Connecticut S'more."

"Ah, that also explains the 3rd degree burns on your balls."
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Connecticut River Run

When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.
Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run
by Yeaw May 30, 2018
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conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.
Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"
by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019
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Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021
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Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you
I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!
by spideyskin February 22, 2022
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Connecticut Cunt

A boujee women that lives outside New York City in the State of Connecticut.
Sue would not stay at the Comfort Inn Cause she is a CC (Connecticut Cunt).
by Red Neck Riviera November 5, 2022
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