Gross out contest

The act of drunkenly attempting to make your drunken buddies vomit by making them envision increasingly disgusting things.

"Hey, should we hit Terry with a gross out contest?"
"Yea, dude I have the perfect one."

"Yo, Terry, you know what's freaky?"
"What?"
"Technically, when we were babies, our dicks were inside our moms. We've had sex with our moms."
"BLEEEEEUUUURGH"

by Captain Trips January 26, 2009

pelvic congestion

The female version of blue balls.

Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.

by 34235235 June 1, 2006

kiddie concentration camp

simply put, a daycare center for babies and toddlers. if taken a close look, very similar to the situation hideous hitler put his prisioners through. little children, kept behind bars, fed just enough to sustain life, kept from human involvement and interaction. sometimes even an evil "jailer, warden" is in control of the entire evil scene. allowing the children to eat, interact, ect only when it is convenient for her. children in kiddie concentration camps, often spend the day dreaming of their sweet mommies, and the yummy goodies that she has waiting for him when she arrives at five pm to pick him up.

charles said to charlotte, three cribs to the left of him, " so how long have you been in this kiddie concentration camp". three year old charlotte replied, can't you tell by looking, i have been doing hard time for three years. good luck getting outta here with the economy today.

by sweetontweety7777 April 17, 2009

Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007

Conestoga

An uncircumcised penis.

So was the sex good?

No, he had a Conestoga. It had no face. No personality.

by Atlas Jobinson April 11, 2009

asian peeing contests

Fun for the whole family

Dad: Lets go watch some asian women with low self-esteem pee really far!
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you

by ashton keown 69s guys November 13, 2009

dick measuring contest

p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.

The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.

by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008